Okay, so sex is like TOTES intimate and the connection you have with the other person is ~unbreakable~, but we’re all guilty of noticing things during sex that maybe you shouldn’t. The mind wanders in the best of times!
You really *are* that flexible
You really *aren’t* that flexible…
And that position really, really hurts. Maybe try for some stretching exercises, or never breach that position again.
Hair is literally everywhere
Regardless of your grooming habits, we all have hair and we’ll all miss a spot here and there during the shaving process. Not to mention his hair.
The smell is kind of off-putting
Like we said, sex is intimate and passionate etc etc, but just try and ignore the smell of sweaty genitals. TRY.
Not to mention the smell of his, uhm, semen
How bright the room is
There is nothing that makes us more self-conscious then being stark naked in a bright AF room. If you’re uncomfortable, opt for some ~ candles~. It’s all about the mood lighting.
Bad for if you’ve just fake-tanned and decided to ~do it~ there.
Great for fake tan but AWFUL for bodily fluid stains…
That you should really, *really* have a tissue box next to the bed
Or you’ll have to DASH to the bathroom real quick to get some toilet paper. Sex can be messy, K?!
How messy your bedroom is
Look, who has time these days to clean the floordrobe happening in your room and that chair that has collected every single piece of laundry (clean and dirty) that you own? Now’s not the time to think about it!
The best thing to do is relax, and clear your mind. Enjoy what’s happenin’ and worry about everything else later!